Piggy's Day/There isn't
From Create Your Own Story
Chief: "We'd like to know that as well. If we knew that, we'd leave ourselves."
Then, a tribesman comes running over, alerting an Attick Elf attack.
Chief: "Ah, at least now we're prepared..."
The chief flips through the pamflet.
Chief: "...Equip our men with vaccuum cleaners and tin foil hats!"
Tribesman: "Uhh.. Okay."
The chief hands you a vaccuum cleaner, and puts a tin foil hat on your head.
Chief: "Here, use this vaccuum to suck those suckers up, and this tin foil hat will prevent you from going insane. We need all the help we can get."
Piggy: "But... I've never battled any..."
The chief and all other samis attack the horde of invading Attic Elves. Then, the elves see and recognize you.
Elf 1: "Eye! Pig!"
Elf 2: "Pig. Eat!"
The elven horde becomes unorganized, as they start running around, trying to avoid being eaten by you.
Chief: "They're retreating!"
Tribesman: "What are they going on about nazis?"
The attack is soon extinguished. The chief comes to thank you.
Chief: "Piggy, with you managed to scare away an entire battallion of elves. We are in debt. Would you like to stay with us until the US armed forces arrive to help with our elven problem?"
You wish to:
