Take off your clothes and take a shower

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	*[[OK, I haven't been out for ages!]]		*[[OK, I haven't been out for ages!]]
	*[[Sorry, I'm washing my hair tonight.]]		*[[Sorry, I'm washing my hair tonight.]]
-	*[[Sorry, I'm straight.	+	*[[Sorry, I'm straight.]]
	*[[Turn around slowly.]]		*[[Turn around slowly.]]
	[[Category: A Random Story About Random Stuff]]		[[Category: A Random Story About Random Stuff]]

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Current revision as of 20:28, 2 February 2009

The water is piping hot and you start scrubbing yourself clean. A guy using the shower next to you leans over and says in a quiet voice,"Wanna come back to my place tonight, big boy?" Your response is:

• OK, I haven't been out for ages!
• Sorry, I'm washing my hair tonight.
• Sorry, I'm straight.
• Turn around slowly.