Ask them to deliver a box of condoms

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You tell them you want a box of condoms sent up to you, right away.  You hang up and a few minutes later, there's a knock at your door.  You open it and a cute twenty-something girl with her chestnut hair held up in a butterfly clip is standing there holding a plastic shopping bag.
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"Hey, mister, I'm Gail," she says. "You wanted condoms, right?  I didn't know what size to bring you so I brung a box of inky-dinkies, a box of average, a box of extra-large and a box of elephant-size."
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Do you:
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<center>'''[[THE AXOLOTL IS WATCHING YOU]]'''</center>
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*[[Ask for the inky-dinkies]]
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*[[Ask for the average sized]]
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*[[Ask for the extra large]]
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*[[Ask for the elephant size]]
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{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Hotel]]''|Health=Horny|MP=0|Level=1}}
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[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]
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Revision as of 21:46, 26 January 2009

HEY

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THE AXOLOTL IS WATCHING YOU
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