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Revision as of 04:45, 5 February 2016
WARNING: MAY HAVE STUPID WARNINGS SUCH AS:
Label: May cause drowsiness.
Product: Nytol sleeping pills.
Label: Do not use while sleeping.
Product: Vidal Sassoon hair dryer
Label: The Vanishing Fabric Marker should not be used as a writing instrument for signing checks or any legal documents.
Product: W.H. Collins’ Vanishing Fabric Markers
Label: This product is not intended for use as a dental drill
Product: DremelMultipro’s rotary tools
Label: This product moves when used.
Product: Razor scooter
Label (on website): Do not eat.
Product: Apple’s iPod shuffle
Solid advice, always.
WARNING: WE SUGEST YOU DO NOT ACTUALLY READ, YOUR MIND WILL EXPLODE
Let's get to work, shall we?
Pizza Or... HOT DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
WARNING: THIS CHOICE WILL MATTER DRAMATICALLY IN THE PLOT OF THIS STORY. CHOOSE WITH CAUTION.
