Alert the librarian

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-You head over to the checkout desk.  The librarian sitting there would be very pretty if she would only let her hair out of that severe bun...
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-"'Scuse me," you say.  "You might want to do something about that guy over there.  Yeah, the one with the big fat textbook.  He's got one of those, you know, ''men's'' magazines inside that book and he's got something else in his hand.  Know what I mean?"
+This wiki has been destroyed by the Roman Empire. Do not resist. We have already destroyed three wikis. Your perverted dungheap is next.
-The librarian snaps to her feet, her face blazing scarlet.
-"Why, that dirty little...!" the librarian says.  "Thank you for alerting me, Miss.  I'll handle this."
-Do you:
-*[[Follow the librarian as she goes to discipline the whacking nerd]]
-*[[Sit down behind the checkout desk while the librarian is away]]
-*[[Tell the librarian that the sight made you horny]]
-{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[The Library]]''|Health=Horny & Hormonal|MP=0|Level=2}}
-[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]