Hard on? Wait a minute, I'm a woman

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Rubbing your eyes groggily, you wonder why you think you have a hard on. Not that you would mind having a raging hard on between your legs, pumping your pussy...going out and finding a willing hard on, or at least a hard dildo, might be a good idea.  Then again, you wouldn't mind staying home today.  But one thing remains certain:
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Go kill yourself, pervert.
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You're fucking horny!
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You:
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*[[Break out one of your trusty dildos.]]
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*[[Break out one of your trusty vibrators.]]
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*[[Break out one (or more) or your trusty fingers.]]
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*[[Reach for your nightstand, grab your cell phone, program your number into the autodialer, and make good use of the vibrate setting.]]
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Or maybe get out of bed and:
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*[[Head to the pub]]
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*[[Walk the streets]]
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*[[Go to the beach]]
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*[[Start knocking on doors in your apartment building]]
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*[[Troll the internet and look for something kinky locally]]
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Or do you:
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*[[Roll over so you can go back to sleep]]
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{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Your Apartment]]''|Health=Horny & Hormonal|MP=0|Level=1}}
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[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]
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Revision as of 22:38, 26 November 2007

Go kill yourself, pervert.

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