Spongbob Gone Wrong/Visit patrick now
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Armed with the AK47, you march toward Patrick's ugly rock. It looks like a giant turd. As you approach, suddenly, the rock snaps open and Patrick ascends out, on a tank.
You stop short. "Patrick...what..."
He laughs eevily. "Did ya miss me?" He pushes a button on his control panel. A rocket goes flying out. You are ready, however, and you barrel roll as a part of Squid's house gets blown up.
You scream bloody murder and begin firing randomly in the direction of the Big Pink Loser.
Missiles are shot from Patrick. You dodge them. Suddenly, you are on the ground. Patrick has his whole tank aimed at you. He laughs nastily and pushes a button - but there's a click. He's run out of missiles.
Patrick seems surprised for a minute - just enough time for you to get back up. You fire at him, but he ducks and produces his own gun, an RPG. He takes aim and fires several times at your yellow face. You dodge the missiles.
Soon you two are sorrounded by random craters and the rubble of Squid's house. Damn. Both of you are out of bullets/missiles as well.
You take out your pocket knife as Patrick takes out a sword. How do you take him out?
