Slam the door and look for something to bar it with
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[[Category: Darklands - A Medieval Adventure]] | [[Category: Darklands - A Medieval Adventure]] |
Current revision as of 22:02, 29 December 2015
You quickly bang the door shut and engage the rusted latch as the thugs advance. You look around frantically for something to bar the door with - you don't see anything in the hall that looks useful, and your heaviest possessions are firmly fixed to your chest. You're really starting to panic when suddenly you hear a very loud, wet fart behind you. It came from your tit-chomping neighbour, who's still passed out on the floor, snoring gently.