Scream with all your lungs "There's a monster coming!"

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You scream loudly, "There's a monster coming!"

One member of the townsfolk turns around and laughs. "Yeah, I bet." He says.

"No really, there is." You argue.

"Oh." He says. "Hmmm."

After the monster enters the town, everyone stares at it. The monster stares back and itches its thigh.

Eight hours later, the townsfolk flee the town, and the monster is left by himself. He implodes, spraying stomach tissue and organs in a three mile radius.

You hiccup and itch your arm hopefully.

Ten years later, you defecate and pull up your trousers. Unfortunately, all of your loved ones have died, and you just pooped on their casket. How embarassing! Everyone at the funeral has a good laugh, though, so it wasn't too bad.

You make your way back to your home with the sun setting ahead. It looks as if its going to be a beautiful day.

You begin vomitting violently until blood tickles your tongue. You feel your innards slushing and bend over in pain. As your stomach acid penetrates your organs, searing pain spreads all over you. You begin yelping and hollering. You die in 20 seconds.

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