AOTC: Life on the run! Fly to Dagobah!

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You fly your ship to the last place anyone would ever think to look for you, a backwater planet called Dagobah, essentially a giant foul swamp in the Outer Rim. You land and set up a camp, killing the deadly creatures of the planet with your lightsaber for sustenance and constructing more permanent living arrangements. For many months you live this way, barely scraping out a living with your lightsaber and force powers but soon the isolation gets to you and you seek to return to the stars. Unfortunately you neglected to maintain your starfighter and the swamp mud and plant life destroyed the working parts, leaving you stranded on this god-forsaken world. Years go by and your lightsaber's battery fails, leaving you to fight with spears whittled from sticks and the bones of monsters you have killed. Eventually the loneliness drives you slowly insane, eating away at your brain like the planet ate away at your star-ship. You become a primal wild man, dressed in rags and with a long beard and hair filled with twigs and garbage. Decades pass and eventually you grow old on Dagobah, alone and insane until one day you are eaten alive by the inhabitants of the world you chose to hide on. The universe it seems has a way of balancing itself out...
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You fly your ship to the last place anyone would ever think to look for you, a backwater planet called Dagobah, essentially a giant foul swamp in the Outer Rim. You land and set up a camp, killing the deadly creatures of the planet with your lightsaber for sustenance and constructing more permanent living arrangements. For many months you live this way, barely scraping out a living with your lightsaber and force powers but soon the isolation gets to you and you seek to return to the stars. Unfortunately you neglected to maintain your starfighter and the swamp mud and plant life destroyed the working parts, leaving you stranded on this god-forsaken world. Years go by and your lightsaber's battery fails, leaving you to fight with spears whittled from sticks and the bones of monsters you have killed. Eventually the loneliness drives you slowly insane, eating away at your brain like the planet ate away at your star-ship. You become a primal wild man, dressed in rags and with a long beard and hair filled with twigs and garbage. One day, an escape pod arrives. It contains someone you recognize instantly, Yoda! You are jolted back to sanity upon seeing him, and you decide to:<br>
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[[Attack Yoda!]]<br>
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'''THE END'''
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[[Talk to Yoda]]<br>
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[[Rape Yoda!]]
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[[Category:Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga]]
{{StarStatus|char=Anakin Skywalker|movie=Attack of the Clones}}
{{StarStatus|char=Anakin Skywalker|movie=Attack of the Clones}}

Current revision as of 12:25, 25 October 2010

You fly your ship to the last place anyone would ever think to look for you, a backwater planet called Dagobah, essentially a giant foul swamp in the Outer Rim. You land and set up a camp, killing the deadly creatures of the planet with your lightsaber for sustenance and constructing more permanent living arrangements. For many months you live this way, barely scraping out a living with your lightsaber and force powers but soon the isolation gets to you and you seek to return to the stars. Unfortunately you neglected to maintain your starfighter and the swamp mud and plant life destroyed the working parts, leaving you stranded on this god-forsaken world. Years go by and your lightsaber's battery fails, leaving you to fight with spears whittled from sticks and the bones of monsters you have killed. Eventually the loneliness drives you slowly insane, eating away at your brain like the planet ate away at your star-ship. You become a primal wild man, dressed in rags and with a long beard and hair filled with twigs and garbage. One day, an escape pod arrives. It contains someone you recognize instantly, Yoda! You are jolted back to sanity upon seeing him, and you decide to:
Attack Yoda!
Talk to Yoda
Rape Yoda!

Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga
Character:
Anakin Skywalker
Setting:
Attack of the Clones

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