Sponge off of welfare

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You move into a crummy little apartment and live off of cheesy puffs and frozen pizzas.  Your main treat is getting your hair cut at cheapo chris's and his main treat is a cans of spang canned meat.  Sure, it's not a glamorous life but you spend a lot of time with each other, have time for hobbies, friends and oh yes.  Let's not forget sex.  Your neighbors might not know it but you both enjoy  
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You move into a crummy little apartment and live off of cheesy puffs and frozen pizzas.  Your main treat is getting your hair cut at Cheapo Chris's and his main treat is a cans of spang canned meat.  Sure, it's not a glamorous life but you spend a lot of time with each other, have time for hobbies, friends and oh yes.  Let's not forget sex.  Your neighbors might not know it but you both enjoy:
* [[performing sex shows on webcam for money]]
* [[performing sex shows on webcam for money]]
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* [[writing the book Smutty Sex Romp, all about your stuck-togetherness]]
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* [[writing the book smutty sex romp all about your stuck-togetherness]]
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{{SexRompStatus|Location=''[[Cheap Skate Apartments]]''|Health=Horny and Hormonal and Stuck|MP=0|Level=1}}
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[[Category: Smutty Sex Romp]]

Current revision as of 13:18, 11 May 2010

Ahh sponging off of the system.

Well, how would you be expected to get any work done anyway?

You move into a crummy little apartment and live off of cheesy puffs and frozen pizzas. Your main treat is getting your hair cut at Cheapo Chris's and his main treat is a cans of spang canned meat. Sure, it's not a glamorous life but you spend a lot of time with each other, have time for hobbies, friends and oh yes. Let's not forget sex. Your neighbors might not know it but you both enjoy:

Status
Health Horny and Hormonal and Stuck Location:

Cheap Skate Apartments

MP 0
Level 1
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