Let's go kill the momma!
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Current revision as of 00:10, 14 September 2008
You leave the castle and head for the house on that hill. Remember? The two-story one with no windows on the bottom floor and a strange light emanating from the second floor windows? Remember now? No? Doesn't matter.
The girl's sitting asleep in her wheelchair. Without missing a beat, you blast her with your laser baton, and she explodes in a shower of glowing, teal goo. You hear a muffled, roaring sound and the house starts to shake. You take a few steps back as the house breaks apart. A gigantic reptilian...thing emerges from the rubble and leers over you.
"Have you seen my cup?" it asks.
