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| - | After another hard day at work, you finally '''break'''. You think to yourself, "I'm not gonna fucking waste my life in this bullshit job." With a burst of adrenaline, you run through the remaining blocks of the street and arrive at your house. What's the first thing to do in your to-do list?
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| - | '''In the House'''
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| - | *[[Taking care of this huge hard on right here]]<br>
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| - | *[[Going to one of my family's rooms and "checking on them"]]<br>
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| - | *[[Invite someone to shower with you]]<br>
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| - | *[[Sexting one of my friends]]<br>
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| - | *[[Call one of your neighbors to have fun with you]]<br>
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| - | *[[Cook something special for someone]]<br>
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| - | *[[Throw a house party]]<br>
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| - | *[[Watch porn]]<br>
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| - | *[[Riding the broomstick beside your closet to your ass]]<br>
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| - | *[[Sleep the fuck up.]]<br>
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| - | '''Get the Fuck Out of the House'''
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| - | *[[Go straight to work]]<br>
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| - | *[[Go straight to the mall]]<br>
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| - | *[[Go to the town's country club]]<br>
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| - | *[[Go to a friend's house uninvited]]<br>
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| - | *[[Go to your unsuspecting neighbor's house]]<br>
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| - | *[[Flirt with someone over the park]]<br>
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| - | *[[Go to a local bar]]<br>
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| - | *[[Go to the hospital]]<br>
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| - | *[[Go to the town's forest]]<br>
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| - | *[[Go to the slums]]<br>
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| - | *[[Go to the retirement house]]<br>
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| - | *[[Go to a dark alley]]<br>
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| - | *[[Go to the police]]<br>
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| - | *[[Go to the street and act like you fainted]]<br>
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| - | *[[Go to the crowded plaza]]<br>
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| - | [[Category: A Normal Working Day]]
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