Cut your way out of the stomach and try to find its womb

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You've come too far to simply end up shat out by some shark. Though you've lost your genitals, you still have your tongue tentacle and some reserves of stem cells. Quickly, you hatch a plan.

You climb toward the back of the stomach and using your sharp teeth you cut a hole in the walls of the shark's stomach. You don't want to kill the shark, so you make it only large enough for your torso to squeeze through. You squish and squeeze through the hole and soon find yourself in the body of the shark, surrounded by muscle and organs. The shark's womb is close by, thankfully. As you leave the stomach, you yank out one of the coed's intact legs (still attached to what is left of her pelvis) and take it with you - you'll need the genetic material.

You cut a similarly sized hole in the womb and squeeze your way inside. Success! The warm amniotic fluid is much more pleasant than the stinging stomach acid. You haul in the piece of the coed and take stock of the situation.

The shark is pregnant! Though you are mad at the shark for slicing your body in half, you think of your own wonderful babies and feel happy that the shark is a mother too.

OK, so plan is proceeding well. Your next step is to flood the womb with as many stem cells as you can squeeze out of your body and reconstitute yourself as best as possible. You've got a fair amount of DNA to play with here - human female, human-octopus hybrid, and shark - so if this works you've got a couple of different possible outcomes. Which one seems most likely?

Using the last of your strength, you squeeze the sac of stem cells in your body and expel gallons upon gallons of thick, orange stem cells into the shark's womb. You nestle yourself among the shark's young and the chunk of human female and feel the warmth wash over you. This MAY work - just to be sure, you grab several umbilical cords off the uterus' wall and stuff them into your mouth and into your open midsection. Shark blood and fetal food begins flowing into you.

You feel much more relaxed and healthy but you are starting to black out. You may be dying or you may be changing again...

You wake up an unknown amount of time later. Everything is very dark and chaotic - this place is your home, why is it pushing you out? You feel yourself getting sucked out the bottom of the womb - you grasp the umbilical cord attached to your midsection with a pair of tentacles, but it's no use. The cord tears away from the wall and you are now sliding out of the shark's vagina and back into the open ocean.

You're alive! But your head feels foggier than ever. What... who are you? You feel tickles of memory of past lives before being birthed by mother, but how is that possible? Womb has always been your home!

You swim away from mother because you're afraid of her for some reason. At the bottom of the sea is a strange sunken creature with glassy eyes. Your brain wants to call it "boat" and you don't know why. You swim up to the glassy, reflective surface.

Your body nominally resembles that of your mother's - sleek and gray, about 10 feet long, with a dorsal fin, pectoral fins and a strong tail. You seem to be a male shark, judging by your claspers... Wait, those are actually dick tentacles! You have two prehensile dick tentacles and a human-looking vagina near the base of your tail. Still a hermaphrodite!

Where your body differs from mother shark's is near the front, where the shark's body morphs into a humanoid torso (like a centaur, somewhat), complete with four ponderous breasts. You have four tentacles for arms and your head is still humanoid, though your features are much more angular. Your eyes are large and black, and your mouth is much larger and full of razor-sharp teeth. Your ears are gone and your nose is pointed like a shark's. You stick out your tongue - it's still prehensile and capable of depositing stem cells.

Admiring your form, some memories start to return to you. Humans, and your past human form. Your impregnation by the octopus. Your metamorphosis. Being devoured by your mother.

None of that matters much to you right now. Your brain is much more animalistic than it was and you feel extremely aggressive and hypercharged with a desire to kill, eat, and fuck, not necessarily in that order.

You've made a mockery of death AND the theory of evolution. You're a brand new apex predator without conscience or morality or love. What do you do next?

• Kill and eat your mother shark for trying to kill you
• Find some humans to eat or maybe impregnate
• Find a male great white shark to get you pregnant
• Try to destroy the entire planet