Finish off that bottle of Jim Beam from last night

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Screw it! You pop open that half full bottle and chug. It helps the hangover go away anyway. After awhile of morning drinking you start to feel depressed. Your need to talk to someone but who is a loser like you going to call?  
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Screw it! You pop open that half full bottle and chug. It helps the hangover go away anyway. After awhile of morning drinking, you start to feel depressed. Your need to talk to someone but who is a loser like you going to call?  
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[[Category:Midlife Crisis]]

Current revision as of 06:20, 12 April 2013

Screw it! You pop open that half full bottle and chug. It helps the hangover go away anyway. After awhile of morning drinking, you start to feel depressed. Your need to talk to someone but who is a loser like you going to call?


Who Do you call:

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