Impregnate some chick named Mary. You need your son, Jesus Christ, to walk the Earth for a while
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You select a virgin, named Mary, to bear your baby. You get her pregnant - with your magical God powers, of couse. Not in the repugnant way, which humans reproduce. | You select a virgin, named Mary, to bear your baby. You get her pregnant - with your magical God powers, of couse. Not in the repugnant way, which humans reproduce. | ||
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Your son, Jesus Christ - a Capricorn, it looks like, by the way - is born. Whoopee. Now what? | Your son, Jesus Christ - a Capricorn, it looks like, by the way - is born. Whoopee. Now what? | ||
*[[Give Jesus his mission]] | *[[Give Jesus his mission]] | ||
*[[Use your God powers on people]] | *[[Use your God powers on people]] | ||
[[Category: +Infinity]] | [[Category: +Infinity]] | ||
Revision as of 21:01, 29 June 2011
You select a virgin, named Mary, to bear your baby. You get her pregnant - with your magical God powers, of couse. Not in the repugnant way, which humans reproduce.
December 25
Your son, Jesus Christ - a Capricorn, it looks like, by the way - is born. Whoopee. Now what?
