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You shout "HELlO!" to your friend, he turns to greet you back, but slips on a conveniently placed banana peel and scolds himself with the hot oil in the skillet,  (which by the way looked alot like a wok) he is blinded by the oil that he does not see the giant monster who fangoriously devours him. You are so overcome with grief that you pick up the rock from your feet and bash yourself repeatedly in the head with it until you die. Good work!

{{QM:Status|Equipment=[[Quest of the magician/Tattered Tunic|Tattered Tunic]], rock|Health=0|MP=0}}