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- 04:23, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) Nm You're quite beautiful (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Thank you," she says demurely. "But the truth is we both know you're just being kind. I just had a surgery and it really didn't work out.…') (top)
- 04:21, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N What the fuck happened to your nose? (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Hey asshole. It's not my fault my surgery was botched! And I don't have the money for another one." *[[You know, baby, I know how you c…') (top)
- 04:19, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) Drive Home (top)
- 04:17, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Ask why she is crying (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Yo no hablo ingles, pero gracias por el cerveza, senior." You realize that you don't speak much Spanish, at least not beyond the rudiment…') (top)
- 04:15, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) A drink for the lady on my right
- 04:13, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N A drink for the lady on my right (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) The bartender puts tequila in a tumbler and shakes it as if he has cerebral palsy. He then deftly mixes in margarita mix, placing a thin l…')
- 04:10, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N A vodka sour (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) The bartender puts the drink in front of you. It's strong enough to be a double. You wince on the tangy mixer and shudder as the Vodka goe…') (top)
- 04:08, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Drive Home (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Well, done, pimp. Or should I say "True Player." Your new girl Tammy is far more attractive than the overweight Sheila. She can bring in a…')
- 04:03, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N You know, baby, I know how you can make enough money to get your nose fixed (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) And whether it's the number of drinks she's had tonight, your smooth talking, or just dumb luck, she becomes putty in your hands as you br…') (top)
- 04:01, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N It doesn't look that bad (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Thank you," she says, putting a hand on your leg. "But you don't mean it. You're just being nice." *[[You know, baby, I know how you c…') (top)
- 03:59, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N No sweat (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Yeah, most guys are too cheap these days to even buy you a drink. They say chivalry is dead and I have to agree with them. Like my boyfri…') (top)
- 03:57, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N A drink for the lady on my left (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) The bartender mixes some grenadine and rum in a shot glass, working through his deft juggling routine. He sends the drink down to the girl…') (top)
- 03:54, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) Head to the bar (top)
- 03:49, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N You looked good up there, girl. I was screaming the loudest (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Thanks, honey," she says. "Here's a little gift for you to remember me by." She wriggles slightly from side to side and hands you a m…') (top)
- 03:46, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Do you think you can handle all this pimping, baby? (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) She rolls her eyes. "Don't make me gag." She throws her towel in your face and disappears into the dressing room. *[[Head to the bar…') (top)
- 03:45, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Pursue her into the dressing room (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You head for the dressing room and catch a glimpse of undressed girls, a virtual harem of comingling tanlines and erect nipples. But the…') (top)
- 03:43, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N How would you like to make a thousand dollars, every night? (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Get lost, jerkoff," she says. She throws the towel in your face. The faint smell of her perfume is intoxicating, but by the time you get …') (top)
- 03:40, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Try to pursue the black girl backstage (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You walk to the back of the stage, where the vivacious young ebony girl is drying herself off with a towel. She looks up at you. "Hey," sh…') (top)
- 03:38, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) Order a vodka double (top)
- 03:35, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Order a vodka double (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You leave a five spot on her tray and she disappears. Two custodians begin mopping up the stage. The man with the bullhorn assumes his…')
- 03:32, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) Take a table (top)
- 03:30, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) m Take a table
- 01:29, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N "I didn't want to come in your stupid club, anyway." (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Then get lost, asshole," the bouncer says, shoving you rudely. *Wait for a woman outside {{Status|Equipment=''Number of Wome…') (top)
- 01:24, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N "You want to earn a few extra bucks real fast?" (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Listen, carrot-dick," she says. "I've got an MBA from Temple University and I own my own tattoo parlor. Why don't you save it for som…') (top)
- 01:22, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N "I'm a pimp, baby." (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Yeah, well," she says, unimpressed. "I'm a feminist and I think men who live off of women are a vile and disgusting sub-species. So, …') (top)
- 01:21, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Say, "Excuse me" (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You politely ask for a moment of her time. She gives you the once-over. "Holy shit, man. Halloween isn't for a few weeks. What kind of…') (top)
- 01:18, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Do a catcall and whistle, and shout "Nice ass, baby!" (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) She spins, turns, and presents you with the middle finger. "Pigs like you are the reason I'm a lesbian!" She makes crossed eyes and st…') (top)
- 01:16, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Let her pass, considering she probably gets hit on all day, every day (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You quietly admire her form as she passes, but you do the gentlemanly thing and let her continue on her way into the club. Other than her …') (top)
- 01:15, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Wait for a woman outside (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You stand off to the side of the entrance. Another man is standing next to you, smoking a joint. The earthy smell of marijuana drifts in y…') (top)
- 01:10, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Leave this club (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Text *Adventure/Option 1 *Adventure/Option 2 *Adventure/Option 3 {{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Leve…') (top)
- 01:10, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Head to the bar (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Text *Adventure/Option 1 *Adventure/Option 2 *Adventure/Option 3 {{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Leve…')
- 01:09, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Take a table (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Text *Adventure/Option 1 *Adventure/Option 2 *Adventure/Option 3 {{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-1''|Health=100|Leve…')
- 01:09, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) Hand him the cover charge (top)
- 01:08, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Hand him the cover charge (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) "Enjoy your night," the bouncer says, palming your five dollars. You enter the club, where the din of thumping bass has grown even louder.…')
- 01:05, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Crack the bouncer in the face with your cane (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You lift your cane and crack him in the teeth. His mouth erupts into florid red and he grabs his face, in agony. "Boyth!!!" he shouts wi…') (top)
- 01:01, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Enter the Club (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You walk to the door and the bouncer impedes your path. "Whoa, whoa, big man. Ladies enter free. Gentlemen got to pay." *[[Crack the b…') (top)
- 00:59, 4 June 2011 (hist) (diff) Head to the wet t-shirt competition (top)
- 23:18, 3 June 2011 (hist) (diff) Main Page (→Adult Stories)
- 22:37, 3 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Head to the wet t-shirt competition (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Leaving Sheila at the apartment, you get back into the Cutlass and drive over to the west side of town. Night falls, and the magic hour t…')
- 22:35, 3 June 2011 (hist) (diff) Head to the Convention Center (top)
- 22:32, 3 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Head to the Convention Center (Created page with ' {{Status| Cutlass=”Number of Women-1” |Sharkskin Suit|Level=Pimp}}')
- 22:30, 3 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Head to your new apartment (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Sheila, your first prostitute (known in the lingo as a "bottom bitch," rides shotgun with you in the Cutlass, giving you directions to you…') (top)
- 22:21, 3 June 2011 (hist) (diff) Click for More (top)
- 22:17, 3 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Pimping (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Welcome to the Pimp Game. Once you're in it, you're never the same. *Begin Pimping {{Status|Equipment=''Number of Women-0''|Healt…') (top)
- 22:16, 3 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Click for More (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) Congratulations! You have acquired your first whore. She will earn you roughly $200 per day, which translates into $6000 a month, or $72,0…')
- 22:12, 3 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Run up the block as fast your legs will carry you (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You run so fast that your fedora flies off your head. Your snakeskin trenchcoat flies open and billows behind you as the bullets fly. A st…') (top)
- 22:10, 3 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Use cars as cover and run for your Cutlass (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You keep low, running past the dead pimp's Impala until you come to your car. Still ducking, you put the keys in the door and open the pas…') (top)
- 22:07, 3 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Return fire (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You stand your ground, firing your last two shots. You manage to wing one of the two kids in his left shoulder. However, both are still…') (top)
- 22:05, 3 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Pull out your .38 here and now and begin unloading into his back, through the glass pane of the restaurant (Created page with '| Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You reach inside of your snakeskin jacket and pull out the .38. You level your weapon through the window and begin squeezing. Your first s…') (top)
- 21:59, 3 June 2011 (hist) (diff) N Click To Continue (Created page with ' | Pimping|| (WIP- Don’t Edit) You are laid out in a casket, buried in your finest suit, as per your request. Attendees at your funeral are few, limited only to relat…') (top)
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