Piggy's Day/Lay down
From Create Your Own Story
Piggy: "I think I'll just lay down on the floor, and see what the day throws at me."
Then the floor collapses underneath you.
Piggy: "UAAAH, NOT THIS FAST!"
You fall down hundreads of meters into an underground lake. You swin ashore, coughing up water.
Piggy: "Aaaugh.... where am I?"
Voice: "YOU! I NEED A WORD WITH YOU!"
You look up, and see Satan. You back up on all fours.
Piggy: "Aahh, don't touch me!"
Satan: "Do you even know why you're here?"
Piggy: "Uuh, no."
Satan: "I've been looking at all the bad things you've done so far, and to stop any extra damage from being done, I'm taking you into helt right now!"
Satan: "Wait a minute, you can't do this! According to the Universe Reunion of 22000, The Alphabet Bird is the only qualified deity. You don't have any power."
Satan: "But - What - Oh."
Piggy: "So I guess I got off scott free. Do I now have to return back to the surface?"
You:
