Eat a wad of toilet paper

From Create Your Own Story

You swallow one of the wet wads of paper.

Thankfully, you choke and die.

Your pet robotic snake does not even care enough about you to attend the funeral, though he is sentient enough to realize that you are dead. And even where and when the funeral will be, 'cause he can read. He could have even figured out a way to get into the mortuary, if he choose, but he didn't.

The End

Status
Health	0	You have: No life
MP	0
Level	1