Drop a waffle on Fiona's crotch

From Create Your Own Story

You pick a waffle off of your plate and drop it on the girl's exposed crotch. She giggles and kicks her legs in the air.

"Let that be a lesson to you," you say. "You expose yourself to strange men and you can't tell what strange thing they might do to you."

"You waffled my vajayjay!" Fiona says and giggles harder.

"Nice job, George," your partner says. "Don't forget to zip your fly."

The waitress returns, bearing coffee and more waffles.

"This girl ain't no plate," she says.

"I'm not?" Fiona says. "Hee."

Do you:

• Say that she is, and eat that waffle off of her crotch
• Say that she is, and blanket her in waffles
• Agree that she isn't and peel the waffle off of her crotch
• Say that she's a fuck toy and poke your pecker through the waffle

You are possessing:
Trucker