Crawl up Ashley's dick (ms roach)
From Create Your Own Story
You quickly run up Ashley's leg and make your way into his/her penis. Upon entry, you immediately notice how roomy it is. "This is great. A nigga could really make a home out of this place! Though, the smell's not the greatest, I could always use some Febreeze." You decide to move your things in.
What's next?
- Go out to the bar and find yourself a roach wife
- Use your laptop to learn about explosives so you can blow up your new house
- Jerk off to Emilio Estevez
| Status Bar | ||
| Health | 21 | Equipment: Your little roach penis | 
| Status | ||
| Gender | Male | |
| Social Group | Roach | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend | All your friends, Ashley, and this black guy | |
