Cover ass and pussy

From Create Your Own Story

You reason that people aren't as offended by toplessness as by bottomlessness so you use your hands to cover everything that your panties would normally cover. Yes, it'll still be obvious that you're totally naked, but you just showed an entire crowd of people everything you have. There's no more protecting your dignity, you're trying to leave before you get banned for life or, worse, arrested. If you're at least trying covering yourself, people might feel bad for you losing your suit. You run through the gate causing the guards to turn their heads but they decide not to chase you. You get to your car and realize that in all the panic you left your keys in the changing room. Now you'll have to walk home this way. All 5 miles.