ANH: Hyperdrive outa there

From Create Your Own Story

Luke and Chewy busy themselves learning on the fly how to operate the foreign vessel.

Chewy, the language expert, speed-reads online manuals, instructing Luke on the control sequences to initiate hyper-drive.

"Raaaaamaaraaaa?" Chewbacca asks.

"Fuck, where do you think we're going, Chewy? Sector four-three-six-nine-foxtrot-uniform-charlie-kilo-six-nine, of course. God!"

"Mraaaavaaaraaaa!!" Chewbacca roars.

"Okay, sorry, thought it would be obvious," Luke decides to diffuse the situation before Chewbacca separates his skull from his shoulders.

Star Wars: The Complete Erotic Saga
Character:
Princess Leia Organa
Setting:
A New Hope

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