2T4U/Go and talk with the janitor
From Create Your Own Story
As you approach the Janitor, he beckons for you to follow him as he starts walking down the corridor, eventually reaching his office. He unlocks it and lets you enter.
Inside, there's a distinct smell of cigars and cinnamon. Muffled country music plays from an old radio, and the light bulb flickers dimly from the roof. While it seems to be a tiny, insignificant room overall; there's a big, old-looking cabinet on the wall which catches your interest. The Janitor locks the door behind you again and turns the radio off.
”Niño. I saw you with that woman earlier.” he then says, and your heart skips a beat. ”Don't worry; I won't tell anyone. I just want you to listen. Your polla has been stiff all day, has it not?”
You nod, and he continues:
”But you haven't stuffed it in a woman's panocha? That is, eh, a woman's pee-pee?”
You shake your head, and he sighs of relief, grinning.
”Listen, niño. Something has happened in Tabba Valley. As you've no doubt noticed, your polla is harder more often, and it feels good when you do stuff with girls, no? I've been seeing it all day. People's lust has grown out of control, they'll fuck anyone and anything without any moral qualms.”. He stops and sits down on a rickety stool. ”It'll be the downfall of this town. Father will fuck daughter, sister will fuck brother and the brother will rape the family dog. Eventually nothing short of snuff and heart-fleshlights will be enough to satisfy the ever-growing urges.”.
The Janitor's words are beginning to make you uncomfortable, and so you ask why he's telling you all this, to which he replies:
”Because I know why all of this is happening! It's a curse, cast by a vile bruja over two hundred years ago: Maria Cortez!” He spits at the name, wipes his mouth and then continues: ”She was burned on the stake for her wicked relationships with married men, children and animals. But before she died, she cursed the town that when the last of her bloodline died, the town would feel her sinful desires. To prevent this, her family was to be protected, to keep them alive for as long as possible and as thus avoid the curse. My ancestors, my antepasadores, were put in charge of guarding the Cortez family, and for years we did! Until just recently, when the final witch in her bloodline died...”
He gets up from his seat and walks over to the big cabinet. You take the opportunity to ask just where you fit in all of this. Whereupon he replies:
”You are afflicted by the curse, sí, but you haven't acted on your desires yet. Your own brother has already thought about fucking both your mother and your toddler sister. Men and women's hearts in this town has become corrupted, but somehow you have endured. Therefore, you're going to have to help free us of from the curse!”.
With that, he opens the cabinet, revealing a multitude of strange reagents: Silver bullets, bottled water, medieval swords and various leather-bound bibles. In the back of the closet hangs a framed photo of Virgin Mary; and for the first time today, your wiener doesn't get stiff from looking at a lady.
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