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From Create Your Own Story
You rip down an expensive-ass portrait of Stefan Batory Jr. as you charge down the corridor.
You've just inflicted $1480.50 of property damage!
Rounding the corner, the mob charges into a spendidly-decorated atrium. Several of the Count's men are in the room, bearing makeshift weapons, intent on defending the citadel. Before you know it, an overweight chef with a meat cleaver begins swinging at you.
IT'S TIME FOR A DRAMATIC-ASS ACTION SEQUENCE!
Do you:
- Swing at the cook's head with your pitchfork!
- Swing at his gut!
- Stab him!
- Stomp on his knee!
- Kick him in the balls!
- Jump backwards!
| Status | ||
| Health | Bandaged leg | Equipment: |
| Property Damage Inflicted | $2431 | |
| Blood | 11 pints | |
