Sponge off of welfare
From Create Your Own Story
Ahh sponging off of the system.
Well, how would you be expected to get any work done anyway?
You move into a crummy little apartment and live off of cheesy puffs and frozen pizzas. Your main treat is getting your hair cut at cheapo chris's and his main treat is a cans of spang canned meat. Sure, it's not a glamorous life but you spend a lot of time with each other, have time for hobbies, friends and oh yes. Let's not forget sex. Your neighbors might not know it but you both enjoy
