Etch obscenities into the wall as you charge down the corridor

From Create Your Own Story

Rushing forth down the hall, you momentarily stop to carve a naughty message into the wall.

Do you write:

• "Your mother wreaks of the utmost vulgarity"
• "Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck!"
• "Your ass is unpleasant"
• "BAWLZ"
• "We don't take kindly to people who smell like shit"
• "Your face resembles a horse's labia"
• "Ho"
• "Thuk mah bawlz"
• "42 is the number of sexually transmitted diseases I caught from your mother"
• "Your uncle is so fat, he has to move his cheeks out of the way to fit your dick in his mouth"
• "Mah boi, tits"
• "Fuck you"

Status
Health	Bandaged leg	Equipment: Pants, hand-rake, half bag of cabbages, bow, 20 arrows
Property Damage Inflicted	$950.50
Blood	11 pints