Fix the mermaid a drink

From Create Your Own Story

You prepare a colorful, and very alcoholic, drink for the mermaid. You bring it to her and she sniffs at it suspiciously.

"I hope you aren't going to try getting me drunk," she says. "I don't like alcohol very much. It dehydrates me."

Do you:

• Claim that the drink isn't alcoholic
• Bring the mermaid some fruit juice instead
• Shove the drink in the mermaid's face