Pretend to understand and grin
From Create Your Own Story
You decide to resolve the problem by pretending to understand what he is saying. Grinning, you look him directly in the eye, "You're wrong. I completely and utterly understand what you are saying, it seems too obvious." He starts to cry. "I never knew anyone would actually understand what I was saying. Now, I shall tell you some information."
You pat yourself on the back for such an excellent performance.
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