Just ask Jack on the phone

From Create Your Own Story

"Well whoever the fuck you are, I'm gonna ask Jack who the hell you really are," you tell him.

You pick up the phone and dial Jack, but while you're having a conversation with him, a huge baseball bat smashes your head. You're instantly knocked out, and a while later, you wake up in a prison, but not only that, the hammer and the sickle insignia is up on the wall. You're back in Soviet Russia.

You're put to trial a few weeks later, and you are guilty of mass murder and sentenced to death via firing squad.

The End