Get to your next class
From Create Your Own Story
You zip up your insemenated pants, and stand. She zips up her sweater, and looks at you devilishly as she steps out the door. You realize that your sperm is conspicuos, and you blush as people laugh, gasp, and stare. You run into a bathroom and try to wipe it up with some toilet paper. You step out, and your principal sees you.
"what is this? he says, "I can not have this sort of appearance in my school. Come to my office."
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