Tell the jogger you're really a man
From Create Your Own Story
“Okay,” you say. “I’m wearing guy’s underwear… because I’m actually a man.”
“Oh my god!” the jogger shouts. “It’s a chick with a dick!”
He leaps off of you and tears through the bushes, snagging his clothes and his hair on the way. You snicker to yourself and pull your pants back up. You put your shoes back on your feet and crawl out of the shrubbery.
Do you:
