CYOS Drinking Game
From Create Your Own Story
Welcome to the CYOS Drinking Game! Palynig thsi game whileyer editing ain't reckommemmed.....ruhmockended....recmoemndde.....ish a bad idea! *hic*
- Take a mouthful for every page named after a choice, instead of the less messy "CYOS name/(Page number, choice name or whatever)", such as You have to slay The Dragon/_Page 1 or YOUR CRAZY/Give up. For example: Unicorns, go outside and see what that noise was, Open your eyes, Say"hello" etc.
- Take a sip for every CYOS created that Platypus creates the category for.
- Take a sip for every Red Link.
- Take a sip for every page that, inexplicably, offers you the option to kill yourself.
- Take a sip for a rape in a Adult Story CYOS.
- Take a sip for any mention of bra size measurements like 32B or 42C.
- Take a sip for any mention of "DD-Cup" girls or any girl with large breasts. Yes, even the protagonist's. A sip is recommended if one wishes to be bound to this mortal coil.
- Take a tiny sip for any explicit sexual content in an Adult Story CYOS. ONLY a sip unless this is your idea of an suicide that will go in the news.
- Take a sip for every time a franchise or series falls prey to "Adult CYOS Disease", a condition where the series or franchise becomes a porn parody of itself by jettisoning all substance and replacing it with oodles and oodles of sex, regardless of whether it fits their previous characterization or if it makes sense.
- Take two sips for every masturbation reference in a CYOS.
- Take a shot for every incorrect use of the word "Irony".
- Take a sip for a choice that is not the protagonist's choice.
Important Note: If you are under the legal drinking age in your country, use soda (or some other non-alcoholic drink) rather than alcohol. You have been warned and if you ignore this warning, it's on your head, not ours.
