Flirt with her (Fantasy Creatures)
From Create Your Own Story
"I should've known it'd be a fucking fairy," she says. "What do you think I'm gonna do with you, moth? How to you want to die?"
Her voice is too soft for her words to sound threatening.
"If you're butt is the last thing I see, I'll die quite happily," you reply. "If I'm allowed a request, how about you stuff me in your cleavage and suffocate me to death?"
Eleanor gasps. She blushes, and holds her hand to her mouth.
"Leave it, El," the tall elf Aric tells her. "She clearly doesn't know who you are."
"Ooh, was it an important arse I saw?" you ask. "Is she important 'cause of her magic, 'cause that arse looked magical from where I was hovering. Do you squat?"
"I do not!" Eleanor shouts. "I might have you disintegrated, you... you..."
"Sexy beast? Tiny beauty? Cutie-bum sweet-cheeks?"
Eleanor is clearly holding back a laugh. She's trying to appear tough, possibly to save face. It isn't working.
"Look, dickhead," she tries. "I could burn you alive, so wisen the fuck up. Why are you even here, fairy? Just to peek under girls' skirts?"
"That's only part of the reason. I'm looking for a home. Maybe you could provide. I am exceptional at boiling eggs, just so you know. I can make myself quite useful. What do you say? I don't have to sleep in your cleavage if you don't want me to."
Eleanor giggles, shaking her head.
She laughed! Now's my chance. I have to tell her what I want now, while her guard's down.
What do you say…
