Piggy's Day/Thru legit manners
From Create Your Own Story
Captain: "Now, as you do in these situations, the best way to proceed is the legal way."
Piggy 2B0F36: "What are you, a fucking lawyer?"
Captain: "Well you see, being the only proper way out of this planet, this facility is highly secure. All we need to do is get into the elevator, and then attack during the trip!"
You dock into a smaller harbour meant for private boats, and walk straight into the facility. You, having the ability to keep a straight face in almost any situation, lead the way. These days passports are no longer used, but rather DNA identifications. Captain Fat-Piggy and A.I. Piggy were born before this system was implemented.
Toll officer: "Uhh, you gentlemen don't have any DNA records at all. Why is that?"
Captain: "Well, I was born in the 18th century, and he was born in the 40th."
Toll officer: "Then... how are you still alive?"
A.I. Piggy: "Oh, we aren't. We're escapees from Helt."
Toll officer: "Huh. I'm not sure if I can let you in, then."
Piggy: "Well, guys, looks like I'll need to go by myself. May we discuss for a moment about the logistics of this situation?"
Toll officer: "Of course."
You take the other three away from prying ears.
Piggy: "WHAT'LL I DO! I've almost never practised terrorism, and I have no concept of the elevator's weak points!"
Piggy 2B0F36: "Relax. What we need here is the consultation of the internet."
You open up a computer, and search for with the words "Equatorial Indian Ocean Space Elevator". Up comes a Wikipedia page describing the history of the facility, the previous instances of security breaches, and the basic mechanics on which the elevator works.
You decide to:
