Fallout- Buds

From Create Your Own Story

You sit down with your good friends Sam and Jeff. You have known these guys forever but you have always been kind of a third wheel. For two boys who are not related they act a lot like brothers, and they both work in the engineering quarters so much of what they talk about during meals is gibberish to you.

"Morning Guys" you say. They both greet you warmly. As usual the conversation turns to engineering terms pretty quickly and you start on your meal. You gaze over at Alice. She laughs and smiles amongst her friends like she does every day. As always, you wish you could be the cause of it. You zone out and slip into one of those daydreams that make you not able to stand up without causing a scene. This one involves Alice, You, A large pool of water, and a truckload of bananas. Before your daydream becomes too graphic Jeff is there to interrupt, waving a hand in your face.

"Hellooo. Earth to Max. Did you hear me? Or are you too busy staring at Alice's Tits?" Jeff says playfully

Fallout- Honesty, I was indeed staring at Alice's Tits and I did not hear you. Say Again?
I heard you man, I'm not interested. Just let me enjoy this okay?