Take pants off and masturbate.

From Create Your Own Story

"Fuck it!" you think to yourself. If you are going to masturbate might as well go all in. You slide off your pajama bottoms and toss them on the floor. You move your hand down to your crotch and start rubbing your various genital parts. You are already pretty wet from the aforementioned porn viewing, and it is pretty easy to get off.

• Try to stick your hand as deep as you can inside you.
• Try to ride your bedpost.
• Try to come to orgasm by rubbing your clit.
• [[Call it quits.]