Hide in the shower

From Create Your Own Story

You run into the shower and hide. You don't care that it's the men's room shower, it's safe and that's all that matters to you. The plan is to wait until the mean are all gone. As you wait you hear all of the nasty comments they make about you and you think "Hello? I'm still here! I can hear you perverts!". You finally hear them exit and after a few minutes, the coast is clear. You blitz out of the shower and round the corner only to crash into the janitor. You fall on your back and your legs get splayed apart. The janitor apologizes profusely and helps you up. He takes in all of your glorious assets (who wouldn't?) but is otherwise a perfect gentleman. He even grabs a towel for you from his clean towel bin and gives you his coffee he hasn't started drinking yet. As you get to know him, you start to like him. He asks you all kinds of questions about your interests and hobbies. It turns out he even likes the same music you do. Eventually he tells you "Well, it was great getting to know you, but I must get going. The park's been closed for 2 hours now and it's time to go home. "The park's closed?", you inquire, "Then I've got good news for you", you say, slyly, as you drop your towel.