2T4U/Spank the monkey

From Create Your Own Story

Best to just get this out of the way. You reach into your pajama bottoms, grasping your painfully stiff nine inch cock, and proceed with the deed. Somehow you just aren't feeling it today. It's like no matter how many hotties you think about, you just can't seem to get excited about your sexual fantasy. As a result, you can't seem to make any progress toward getting off. The worst part is that while you aren't being satisfied, you don't seem to be turned off or disinterested enough to loose your erection.

Do You?

• Spank it in the shower
• Spank it to some porn

Or maybe you try to:

• Think of something kinkier
• Forget it and just take a shower