Reach for your nightstand, grab your cell phone, program your number into the autodialer, and make good use of the vibrate setting.

From Create Your Own Story

You reach for your cell phone, and begin to program it before you notice it's dead. Damn! You forget you totally drained it having phone sex last night.

What can you do now?

• Use your cell phone like a dildo.

Or:

• Go to the laundry room and start up the washer and dryer.
• Go out to the laundromat and start up a washer and dryer.

Or:

• Browse your porn collection.
• Look for something hot on TV.
• Order something steamy on Pay-Per-View.
• Go out and rent a dirty movie.