Break out one of your trusty dildos.

From Create Your Own Story

You pop open the top drawer on your nightstand. Inside is your cherished collection of dildos. There's a standard 6" one, a slightly thicker 10" one, a really thick 12" one, and a humongous, ginormous, SUPER-THICK 18" one that you bought for fun and have never, ever even dared considered shoving in your pussy. There's also a few containers of lube.

Do you try the:

• 6" dildo?
• 10 dildo?"
• 12" dildo"?
• Risk life and limb and try the ginormous 18" dildo (yeah, right, like you're going to select anything else).

Or just use the lube to:

• Rub your body.
• Finger your cunt.
• Finger your anus.