Piggy's Day/Agree

From Create Your Own Story

You agree that this is, in fact, the best course of action. As you walk into town, a local man declares:

Man: "There it is! The devil-ridden pig!"

You, not taking any of their shit, decide that the only way to deal with superstitious people is with violence. You lower your voice to a very unearthly pitch and scream at the top of your lugns:

Piggy: "SHUT UP, YOU MAGGOT! IF YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL THE DEVIL YOU'RE WAY OVER YOUR HEAD! I'LL RULE THIS VILLAGE LIKE A KING AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!"

The people of the village, incredibly scared of this, surrender to you, believing you to be the devil.

Much, much later, in the early 2000's Swine is sitting in his house, watching a TV news broadcast.

Newsreader: "Piggy the First, ruler of all of Eurasia for nearly 680 years now, has decided to conquer back the middle-east, despite the protests of the self-government of Antarctica. Then, news from Piggyrica: The three-day strikes have ended, as Piggy the First threatened to come over and yell in the strikers's faces. Now the weather."

Swine, turning his head to a wall-mounted portrait of Piggy, wearing a crown, a cape and a diamond-studded sceptre, looks back at the choises he made.

Swine: "I should have gone to town."

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