Go to Spongebob

From Create Your Own Story

You see the popular sea sponge, in attempts to have some nautical adventures with the boy. Only Spongebob would be the obvious. You could have a sea of fun with him. On the platform you stand on, which is equivalent to an apartment's balcony only made with marble and most likely silver, you spot a metal ladder and slide down it. Surprisingly it doesn't burn. You then realize you're on a beach, so you run into the water and dive into the depths of the undersea. Paddling in the bright blue sea, you completely forget the fact that you can't breathe, because you are a cartoon, thus your lungs aren't required. You reach Bikini Bottom, the home Spongebob lives in. "This is so awesome!" You mutter to yourself, only that you realize that there isn't anyone in the Bikini Bottom. It's a complete underwater ghost town!

You also realize that there is a lot of restricted signs, as if one person controls the entire city. Maybe it's a private set. But you don't think about it so much. Instead you reach the home of the lad and you just caught up with him. He gets out of his underwater sports car and he faces away from you. His shoes make his traditional cartoon-like step noises. You run across the sand, sending it a feet in the air, as your awe blinds you from the fact that he doesn't look exactly like the Jelly-fishing, karate chopping, fry-cook we all know. He has visible muscle curves, rotten teeth and a 5 o'clock shadow. You place your hand on his shoulder and swing him around and immediately there he socks you in the jaw.

You fall to the floor and look up at him with a mixture of fear and anxiety. His hook leaves you speechless. Fortunately, he didn't fracture anything in your mouth. He looks pissed off, but in a realistic, sort of startling kind of way. "What the fuck are you doing on my lot?"

"Bitch, I only wanted to say fucking hi!"

"I'm so sorry Spongebob sir, I just was too excited."

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