Print out the contents of the book and eat them

From Create Your Own Story

You decide that the most Discordian thing you can do is eat the book itself.

You print out the contents of the Principia, and with a little ketchup, eat the whole thing.

Upon digesting, you reach true enlightenment.

You won.

You never have to read or eat another fucking "Book" again.

Do you:

• Bask in your enlightenment
• Try to awaken others