Declaire yourself a Pope
From Create Your Own Story
According to page 00036 of the Principia Discordia, a pope is "every single man, woman, and child on this Earth."
So that means YOU!
Well mister (or miss) Pope, you now have some mighty cool powers.
As a Pope of Discordianism, you now have these Goddessly ordained rights and powers:
- To invoke infallibility at any time, including retroactively.
- To completely rework the Erisian church.
- To baptise, bury, and marry (with the permission of the deceased in the latter two cases).
- To ex-communicate, de-ex-communicate, re-ex-communicate, and de-re-ex-communicate (no backsies!) both his-/her-/it-/them-/your-/our-/His-/Her-/It-/Them-/Your-/Our-self/selves and others (if any).
- To perform all rites and functions deemed inappropriate for a Pope of Discordia."
So what are you going to do with all this power?
