Weirdest Vacation Ever/Freeze Ray

From Create Your Own Story

You put the freeze ray in your bag, and your family get on a plane. Halfway there, you see a giant octopus with several powers fly onto your ship and attack it. What now?

• Fight it with my freeze ray.
• Wait for some other weaponless terrified guy on the plane to do something.
• Have a thumb war tea party with the octopus while yelling for giant bat-winged waffles that are firefighters to travel back in time to 1681 and go on dates with rollerskating gray coffee cups that have control over the future of the number 6 and the number of people that have had staring contests with plaid goats with freezing breath.