Laser Vision Him
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You Heat vision Lex. He is burned to a crisp. You live happily ever after, after marrying neither Lois, Lana, or any of your other girlfriends, but Jimmy Olsen, who you realize was your true love all along. You also get to laugh wholeheartedly as Lois and Lana weep at your wedding for wasting their lives doting on your every word and being general dumbasses.
The End.
Well, until they slip kryptonite into your kool-aid that one morning.
FAILURE.
