Jump over the counter and rip her clothes off

From Create Your Own Story

With a roar and a rip, you tear her entire outfit away with a single swipe. She's got great breasts that bounce along with her Aztec earrings and a neatly trimmed golden furbox.

"That you like nude girls I kind of took for granted," she says. "But I am afraid this changes nothing. My breasts are still not for sale. In fact, I must insist you reimburse me for the torn clothes."

The idea that this gloriously naked girl still retains a supreme composure makes your mind reel.

"Why don't you come along here, and you could pick a new outfit for me to wear?" she says to break the silence.

Do you:

• Agree and go along with the girl
• Freak out at the lunatic behaviour and take yet another course of action