Beat her with your belt
From Create Your Own Story
After several moments, your mother downs the last of her tea, breaking her alarmed gaze for just a second. You leap up and, bellowing a war cry, bring your concealed belt down upon her with great anger and furious vengeance. A spluttered cry follows the loud hiss of your belt as it hits home.
- ‘Christian! Wha-What on eaaarrrrgggghh!’ she cries helplessly as you leap astride the table to lay down more blows.
Your mother flees before your onslaught, the crack of your belt only matched by her screams of terror as she bursts out of the house. An elderly neighbour, Mr Wordsworth, watches the strange sight of Mrs Jones being chased down the street by a bare footed grown man, clad with a satchel in one hand, a belt in the other and wearing only pyjamas decorated with a number of childlike pig faces. As you pause, out of breath from your pursuit, you realise you have missed the bus, so you might as well return home. However the sight of Mr Wordsworth standing vacantly watching you, with a pouring watering can held limply by his side, drives you to distraction.
